Y Friday, September 18, 2009
Jane Tucker must die
As much as I try to inhibit the inner bitch in me..girls like you totally peeve me off....
To date, I must admit you are somewhat attractive, seemingly intelligent and from my occasional interactions with you, you make a pleasant girlfriend. Karma however, does not make a good friend, Karma is a bitch and she's gonna get you right when you least expect it.
You have a boyfriend for goodness sake, do whatever you have to do to remind yourself that you are attached. If need be, stick his picture on your ceiling so the first thing you see in the morning when you open your eyes is him.
Not going out with a different guy every weekend is, contrary to popular western culture, actually a healthy sign that you are able to be committed and that you are not some libidinous lass!
DO not EVER complain to me that you're having relationship problems because I will not say cheesy things like " oh no he's being so unreasonable and difficult to deal with" and shower you with sympathy ...instead I'm just going say, with the most matter-of-fact expression I can facially conjour - "John Tucker has died and now it's your turn. RIP"
oh why do some girls do the things they do?
youknowyouloveme
you know you love me
xoxo
7:13 AM
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