Y Monday, February 9, 2009
The Mill.
you know I was just thinking it's not that easy being a gossiper. It requires an artful skill of tantalising enough without breaking that thin layer of ice.
Anyway, point aside, the big VDAY is coming. Some beam, some scream, overjoyed at the prospect of having an oh-so-romantic date. However, if you ask me... the happiest people on this occasion are the florists and gift shop owners, who make an amzingly HUGE amount of profit at this time of year..it's like freaking christmas for them.
And while sipping my coke, I'm wondering, why can't I cash in on some of that profit, after all everyone LOVES ( since we're talking about Valentine's) gossip. If you don't you're either a liar or a loser.. pardon the bluntness and me seeming somewhat ill-mannered. SO this is what I'm going to do...SELL GOSSIP!:)
Before your jaw drops and hits the ground kindly remember it's what the tabloids do as well..sell gossip- nothing personal, just profitable. My advantage however is that my gossip is exclusive. Oh and trust me what I do know, you will want to know as well ( the result of having nothing to do all day long and having a strong interest in human relations) ;)
Dear B's and G's, the gossipbitchmill is open for business!
youknowyouloveme
you know you love me
xoxo
8:23 AM
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