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Y Wednesday, December 17, 2008


Under my arms


hello B's and G's,
So you step into this room, a dimly lit room with the music of bach playing in the background. Following the instructions given, you take of your top and put on a tube-like nightgown- then you lie down and wait.

She arrives and you swallow hard, preparing for whats to come next. You raise your arms above your head- as a partial act of surrender. Before long, hot wax fills the indents we more commonly recognise as armpits. Feel the hot sensation seeping through your skin?

Professionally, she ignores the cringing of your toes and goes on to place thin white stips above the wax( very deceiving thin white strips might I add), ensuring cohesion by firmly pressing downwards. THEN, with all her God-given strength, SHE PULLS, and the stubby bits of hair instantly are removed, leaving behind its mark of a huge red patch.

It isn't over yet. Using a pair of tweezers, she removes the rebels that refused to go with the wax and the strip, and all you can do at this point of time is question your sanity.

yes B's and G's you have just witnessed ARMPIT WAXING. which honestly hurts like crazy haha but I guess waxing really does a much cleaner job then shaving and supposedly it makes the armpit hair finer. So if you think your threshold of pain is up to the challenge I strongly encourage you to try it :)

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