Y Thursday, May 1, 2008
And a letter of reply to the editor…
Evening B and G siders,
Well it is the hols today and what better time than to update you all on all of the latest happenings. And well, I honestly do have something for you all.
But firstly, old news. It seems that news of our dear U and L have died down a little. A little afraid to come into the light U? Well, don’t worry. I will bring it out. Bright into the light soon, very soon. And you won’t blame me won’t you. I am just doing my job.
And now, isn’t it A? Well the kid we hardly pay second attention too. Me included. But based on my old sources, has he not broken up with his two-timing girlfriend? And what do we all see now? Spoon in mouth, seated opposite the girl we all least expected. With the goofy-est smile ever. I bet he even beat goofy at his own job. WOAH!!!!! And one of my trusted sources told me something more. When questioned about the get together, he replies that they are just friends. Nothing more. And what is her hand doing on his lap? Talk about lying. The boy is real bad at it. And I totally had you at the edge of your seat didn’t I?
Oh well, just like what my editor quoted, “Gossip needn’t be false to be evil- there’s a lot of truth that shouldn’t be passed around”. So well said. And you know who will be there to bring all of it to you.
Fresh.
Oh yes, and I too know that some of you were asking who I am. Well, let me copy off the lines of the all so famous Queen of all gossip, Gossip Girl herself.
And who am I? That’s one secret I will never tell.
You know you love me,
xoxo D
you know you love me
xoxo
9:05 AM
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