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SCANDAL ALERT

Hello My Darling B's and G's,

It has been a really long time since GOSSIP has been served. However, fret not as this post is most deserving out of all the previous posts of the genre SCANDAL. You see, the cold winter air has just blown in something icy thats nipping at the tips of my fingertips and lips and it would be near impossible not to share it.

As the saying goes old habits die hard, well GUESS WHAT? old flames die even harder. Yes it is undoubtedly true as I have witnessed this personally myself. Apparently, a particular Ms. S has not gotten over a particular Mr.B ,as relics of the both of them have been accidentally stumbled upon a third party. One thing is for sure , the party is going to get bigger and bigger. Thus, let me spell out a small piece of advice for the both of you : DISCRETION.

Yes, yes indeed it is something you are both going to need.

Now, lets move to individual advice shall we?
Dear Ms. S , kindly appreciate what you have.
Dear Mr. B , focus on becoming a somebody.

So there you have it readers, go decipher all you can, do it till you fully understand.
And Who Am I? thats one secret I'll never tell.

youknowyouloveme

Dear A

Dear A,

For the first time in your life I think you have begun to realise that the world does not rotate around you. And shortly after that realisation you will or would have by now crashed into the ground, thanks to gravity. So bear this in mind and life just might go more smoothly ( the earth is after all round once you accept that).




I hope to hear better from you soon.


youknowyouloveme

Jingles and tunes

you know that nice song you always hear in advertisements and at the beginning of shows. I've always taken a fancy to quite a few of them so I thought I'll just share the song titles. you can hear these songs from youtube.

Advertisement or Show/ Song / Artiste

Lacoste Touch Of Pink / Let me show you the way / Natasha Thomas



Samsung Soul / Magic / Robin Thicke



Emporio Armani Diamonds / Diamonds / Beyonce



Grey's Anatomy / Cosy In The Rocket / Psapp
(opening song)



CSI: Las Vegas / Who Are You / The Who



One Tree Hill / I Don't Wanna Be / Gavin Degraw



Malcom In The Middle / Boss Of Me / They Might Be Giants


F.R.I.E.N.D.S / I'll Be There For You / The Rembrandts



DBS advert / Life Is Beautiful / Unknown


youknowyouloveme

Feltbeats

Hello B's and G's,

There has been this on going debate if this 20 year old Brit guy who plays the guitar and sings on youtube is Tom Felton aka Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. haha Do go take a look and decide for yourselfs:)

Simply type feltbeats in the search bar and the whole list of videos will come out. The first video is quite upclose already!



youknowyouloveme

le traducteur français

Bonjour B's and G's,
recently, I have been having so much fun with this online english to french translator. And, it's true, everything sounds classy in french. I was trying to think of a name for my friend's online shop and I came up with ' the little tailor' which translates into 'Le petit tailleur'.

Here's a few other translations I tried:

Best Friends Forever.................'les meilleurs amis pour toujours'
I Love you.........................'Je vous aime'
Gossip Bitch Mill................'bavardez le moulin de chienne'
Cream of the crop..............'crème de la crème'

Heck even vulgarities sound good. But I am not advocating it so go try and see for yourself if you want to. haha. www.online-translator.com :)

youknowyouloveme

GoodBye Hi-5!

My all time favourite band since I was primary five ( like way back in 2000)is officially gone. Well technically speaking three of the original out of the five members are gone.
Yup. I am referring to Hi-5!
Originally consisting of members, Charli Delaney, Kathleen de Leon Jones, Kellie Hoggart , Tim Harding and Nathan Foley.









Unfortunately, one by one they left.

Kathleen.
who loved kids so much she went on to have her own:)


Tim Harding.
who was seriously injured in a biking accident.Get well soon dude!


Charli Delaney.
who's moving on to greater things.I love you Charli!!!


Well I guess this is what they mean by ' my childhood treats are gone'

youknowyouloveme

Saint Aretha Alexandra Academy For Nuns.

Hello my fellow B's and G's, in my latest bid to promote singlehood, I have founded Saint Aretha Alexandra Academy For Nuns.

Our Motto.
Singlehood. A choice. A destiny.

Our Vision.
To be outstanding individuals in the world of singles and beyond.

Our Mission.
To enlighten every AAAN student that a single person can get attached anytime while an attached person has to pay the price for unattachment (which most of the time includes physical and emotional trauma)

youknowyouloveme

La Vie Est a Chienne

Direct translation.Life's a youknowwhat.

Honestly, people have got it all wrong. Life ain't the one being a youknowwhat. It's people. No doubt some days I get out of the wrong side of the bed but today isn't one of them. Oh well just a timely reminder to everyone that sometimes we need to watch out if we're being a youknowwhat.

God save us all.

youknowyouloveme

Conter fleurette

"The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public." Oscar Wilde

Flirting, while most commonly associated with the behaviour of a whore or coquette, has been defined as form of human interaction between two people, expressing a romantic interest,consisting of stylized gestures, language, body language, postures, and physiologic signs.

HOW then do we know if someone's a downright blatant Flirt?
Here are a few things you can watch out for:

The batting of eyelashes


"Protean" actions eg. running one's fingers through one's hair
Winking( with that little crack the mouth action for some)
Smiling suggestively
Flattery ( subjectively deserving of course)
Footsie
Teasing.

So open your eyes wide boys and girls, for you never know WHO, never know WHEN and never know HOW someone is flirting with you.

youknowyouloveme

And a letter of reply to the editor…

Evening B and G siders,

Well it is the hols today and what better time than to update you all on all of the latest happenings. And well, I honestly do have something for you all.

But firstly, old news. It seems that news of our dear U and L have died down a little. A little afraid to come into the light U? Well, don’t worry. I will bring it out. Bright into the light soon, very soon. And you won’t blame me won’t you. I am just doing my job.

And now, isn’t it A? Well the kid we hardly pay second attention too. Me included. But based on my old sources, has he not broken up with his two-timing girlfriend? And what do we all see now? Spoon in mouth, seated opposite the girl we all least expected. With the goofy-est smile ever. I bet he even beat goofy at his own job. WOAH!!!!! And one of my trusted sources told me something more. When questioned about the get together, he replies that they are just friends. Nothing more. And what is her hand doing on his lap? Talk about lying. The boy is real bad at it. And I totally had you at the edge of your seat didn’t I?

Oh well, just like what my editor quoted, “Gossip needn’t be false to be evil- there’s a lot of truth that shouldn’t be passed around”. So well said. And you know who will be there to bring all of it to you.
Fresh.

Oh yes, and I too know that some of you were asking who I am. Well, let me copy off the lines of the all so famous Queen of all gossip, Gossip Girl herself.

And who am I? That’s one secret I will never tell.


You know you love me,
xoxo D